just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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