Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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