You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
