My brain says no but my pants say off.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
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I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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