Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
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My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
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