like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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