Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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