At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
