How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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