He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I believe in your delicious
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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