i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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