I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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