This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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