I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
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Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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