I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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