...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
My penis needs a shock collar
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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