I am in a vortex of obligation.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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