Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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