Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
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I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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