On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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