Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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