i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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