We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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