everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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