I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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