check it out our google latitudes are spooning
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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