Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
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Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
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Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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