So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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