Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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