rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Damn victory sex feels great
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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