Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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