We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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