How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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