This girl is more easily done than said...
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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