She announced her abortion via fbk
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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