You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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