yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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