i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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