this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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