It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
vagina is talking i cant
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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