break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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