I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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