I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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