D3 body, D1 cock
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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