and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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