BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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