I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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