hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
you traded sex for a burrito?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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