Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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