i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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