You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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