I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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