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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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