how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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