The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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