i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
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